a great time to be a crap ventriloquist

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 15, 2020

stay in- and work from home- but also go to work but don't travel- but do travel but not near anyone- but get near people if you need to for work but not for too long- and if it is too long then wash your hands and stay at home -but do go out twice a day on a bicycle-

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 10, 2020

plan?

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 10, 2020

Home Alert- a new film

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 10, 2020

why does boris tell the country the plan on sunday THEN go to parliament on monday. Wrong order no?

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 7, 2020

Number of deaths announced daily over the last 7 days – 674, 739, 621, 315, 288, 693, 649. but it's off we go ………

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 6, 2020

MP's apparently were not privy to Scientific advice. I would like to know why. Who can I ask? I don't think my MP would be privy to the answer either.

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 4, 2020

just hate pictures of zoom groups. just hate them.

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 1, 2020

has the accusation of living in a bubble stopped for a bit?

— wendy houstoun (@whoustoun) May 1, 2020